Friday, March 23, 2012

WGOD 49.46 - July 9 ,1994

W.G.O.D ,the greatest underground/pirate radio station ,to ever hit the airwaves (back in the 90's in the Ft. Myers,Florida scene!) ,is now available as a Godcast (podcast)! This episode is the midnite show from July 9th of 1994. G O D is joined by guest d.j. J A H ,of W.T.H.C. radio ,and there are liners and drops by oldie station d.j. extrordinaire ,Doug Shannon ,at every twist and turn of this fine show.Food Fortunata even lends his talents with a couple of between song messages himself! The first part is ,as you can see below from the track list ,mostly current (at the time) punk and alt-rock bands ,with a few classics mixed in. The second half of this show consists of some of the latest (at the time of broadcast) Sluggisha Tapes artists ,with their newest songs. If you enjoyed this show ,please praise G O D ,and ask for forgiveness thru the upload of more of these great 90's broadcasts! Here's the list:

ANARCHY 6 - I Love Livin' In The City (Fear) live!
RED CROSS - Same Thing Everyday (bootleg demo!)
QUINCY PUNX - Under My Wheels
RANCID - Let's Go
THE LONDON SUEDE - Dolly
THE QUEERS - Blabbermouth
8BARK - Give Up
(UNKNOWN ORIENTAL GIRL GROUP) - Kids In America?(Kim Wilde?)
THE CRUMBS - Scott & Jane / Problem Girl
BLANKS 77 - Let's Riot / Next Generation
THE METRIC SYSTEM - The Funnest Story
SOCKEYE - Ring Around The Rosy / The Elderly Love Grilled Cheese
SONIC YOUTH - Waste Away
THE BLUES MAGOOS - I Can Hear The Grass Grow
SUPERSUCKERS - Goldtop
THE DWARVES - Bad Reputation
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SAINT JUDY - Chinese Eyes (live!)
PEDESTRIAN STATUS - Punk Ditty (live!)
CHRONIC THRILL - Mission Of Time
THE BRAINDEAD - Cuban Necktie
THE JACKIE EARLE HALEYS - Drag Race
PUTRID TEETH - Poop Crimes
MAKE IT STOP - Breadfuck
THE POPSICLE MELTS - The Elderly Love Grilled Cheese (Sockeye)
THE SOMEDAY PEOPLE - I'm Too Costes
YID - Awful Words
LOS HYMEES - Beanie Weiner
THE MOTHERFUCKERS - Smoke Pot And Kill Your Parents
THORAZINE - Go Home

CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/Wgod49.467-9-1994/Wgod49.467-9-1994.zip

SPIRITUAL CHICKEN / HELL GARBAGE - split



A song from each of these fellas ,and their one-man shitcore bands! Spiritual Chicken is Frank Goshit ,of Canada ,sounding much like a demented gypsy ,if she was a chicken on acid.I think I can detect some large bells or chimes ,bonging on some of this track ,a piece that will do almost nothing to relax you ,my friend! Dylan ,Florida's favorite shitcore son , is Hell Garbage ,and this time he goes acoustic ,with a song that has little to nothing to do with cous cous.Both tracks clock in at around 16 minutes , experimental and original as always with these guys! Wear gloves for no reason.Do it!
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/SpiritualChicken-HellGarbage-Split/SpiritualChicken-HellGarbage-Split.zip

FRANK GOSHIT - Shit Crapo Tako

Frank back in January of this year. His name and the title of this one song disc ,pretty much describes the contents. A 15 minute pooping session ,with grunting and the use of bathroom implements to bring the noise (and the turds ,sir!).Frank always does something unique ,on each of his recordings/projects. There's something in the (toilet) water in Canada! Ltd.edition of 10!
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/FrankGoshit-ShitCrapoTako/FrankGoshit-ShitCrapoTako.zip

JOSEPH KONY ISLAND - Live Live Live!

Some decent tardcore/noise coming from the renewed hotbed of new music ,Seattle! Some Black Sabbath covers,GG ,Nirvana ,+ plenty of originals,the shortest song is 6 seconds long (Black Metal Song #1) ,while "Chicken Power Ballad" ,tops the 5 minute mark! Fun stuff that sounds great with whiskey!
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/JosephKonyIsland-LiveLiveLive/JosephKonyIsland-LiveLiveLive.zip

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

ONE FELL SWOOP - Live! at the Corkscrew Ranch ,Ft. Myers ,Florida ,3/21/1992

This is the second to last show by these guys (the next day was our final gig at Serena's ,a rock/metal club in Cape Coral ,but more on that later!) We were first to play in a line-up of over 10 bands ,our first time with a bass player ,Vance Burdge ,helping us out. The music sounds top-notch ,but we were out doors ,and the P.A. system was not loud enough to catch most of the vocals.Pictured above is beautiful, royal palm-lined McGregor Blvd. ,a side-road off of which led to the ranch.A very receptive crowd of everyone in the scene was in attendance ,and it was one of our finest moments. As previously mentioned ,the next day was our last show at Serena's ,and we had a flyer which stated it was a benefit for some dead girl ,who was not actually dead ,at the time ,and her parents were awfully pissed off ,when they learned of our advertisement.There were hair-bands and metal-heads galore ,we were the only alt-rock college music band playing ,and they sent us off to the upstairs stage ,while they ruled the main stage on the lower floor. Since we had drawn a crowd upstairs ,these fucking heshers followed us up ,as to eject us from the stage.A classic line was thrown at me and Chipmonk by one of them ,"Hey ,did you teach him to play guitar ,or did he teach you?" My reply was ,"We taught each other!" They did not like that,to say the least. Sadly the gig was not recorded,so this Corkscrew Ranch gig ,is our final recorded legacy. There is still one missing studio track ,with the core trio ,and Eric "Trig" Triglet ,on vocals (produced by Vance at his Kitty Grind Studios ,in the Cape). When I locate that ,I will surely post it ,as well as some remixes from various live offerings. Enjoy it ,and wish yourself back to the salad days of the FTM. Recorded 20 years ago,today!!!!!
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/OneFellSwoop-LiveAtTheCorkscrewRanchft.Myersflorida3211992/OneFellSwoop-LiveAtTheCorkscrewRanchft.Myersfla.zip

G O D - It's 2012 ,So Punch A Mayan In The Face! - video

Based on the Dumb Audio Dynamite song,"2012" (soon to be immortalized on the split label 7" single ,with 15 bands all doing the same song ,thru Wheelchair Full Of Sluggisha Records!!) This is a mexican gang member styled acoustic number ,with a half of a beard and moustache ,and a tattooed teardrop! The Mayan calendar says we will all die on Dec.21,2012 ,but before that ,punch a Mayan in the face!!


KAAGOOTAABAA - Nay! I Will Not Falter!

7 songs in just over a minute ,from the North Carolina noise master ,this time with some acoustic grindcore! Just dumb acoustic growling ,with John at the wheel!Another addition to his growing collection of work! Short but sweet , and certainly worth repeated listenings! Hell ,listen to it on a loop ,the songs fly by so fast ,you won't barely notice that you've heard them the first couple of times around. Give John praise!
CLICK HERE: http://www.archive.org/download/Kaagootaabaa-NayIWillNotFalter_813/Kaagootaabaa-NayIWillNotFalter_813_vbr_mp3.zip

SKINDUST - The Ultimate Collection

Newly-minted ,from the Seattle noise band ,with Spaceship Andy and Frank Silverberg at the helm ,along with some extra members on vocals ,Jeep and Flacia. 177 short,untitled ,and creative blasts ,though one number tops the 5 minute mark ,and a few more are around 2 to 3 minutes.This could be their masterpiece ,at least, so far,as there will be much more to come from this experimental group. Recorded between October and December of 2011 ,chronicling their amazing "gas station jazz" era. This should not be missed!
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/Skindust-TheUltimateCollection/Skindust-TheUltimateCollection.zip

Thursday, March 8, 2012

KAAGOOTAABAA - Camwhores

John recorded this noise piece using girls in a Camwhore chat room ,and layering a wall of shitnoise on top of them ,like a cruddy ,smelly ,crusty ,life-smothering blanket of death. John has really grown ,since I gave him exposure to the world last year! It's just neat how I posted him (from North Carolina),the guys in Seattle ,(Skindust ,Rocky Dennis Picture Show,The Swaggs,Teenage Mustache) ,and Dylan Houser (Lakeland ,FL ,home of Hell Garbage and the rest of his projects) ,and Ice Cream Sandwich Shit Head(MA) , and then they all ended up meeting thru my blog ,and began doing split releases with each other ,and all that junk! It's a small shitcore world ,we live in! Spaceship Andy of Skindust ,did the front cover art for this.
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/Kaagootaabaa-Camwhores/Kaagootaabaa-Camwhores.zip

BLOODPONIES - Universal Nerve Thing

3 wandering minstrel-like tracks ,that once again are culled from the same well as early David Jones (later name-change to Bowie ,as to distinguish himself from the singer of the then popular Monkees!) .Kinda sounds as if these tracks were recorded in the atmosphere shown in the cover art. Floating above the Earth in a tin can ,singing and playing away ,like there's no tomorrow (and maybe there's not!). Bitchin' stuff from a prolific artist ,man this guy gets around!
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/Bloodponies-UniversalNerveThing/Bloodponies-UniversalNerveThing.zip

HELL GARBAGE - Naapurini

90 minutes of Dylan's neighbor (Dylan has apparently heard hours upon hours of this guy next door ,moaning in pain ,or masturbating ,who knows?) ,groaning ,moaning ,and more. The most extreme lo-fi recording ever ,from Hell Garbage. You'll need to crank this bitch up ,it's so lo-fi! Hopefully you will hear the sounds of a man in pain , or is it ecstacy?Recorded by setting the recording device up against the wall ,separating Dylan from his neighbor. Good backround music to sleep to ,especially if you have a noisy next door neighbor ,and you can't sleep because he's away ,and you need to hear the soothing sounds of his pain ,to lull you to dreamland.
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/HellGarbage-Naapurini/HellGarbage-Naapurini.zip

GAINMAS - Loduten

Dylan's beautiful drone band. This is split into 3 untitled pieces ,which together form the symphony , Loduten. The first part is mellow drony goodness ,the second piece is teetering on the edge of controlled feedback ,and the third chunk is ethereal in it's ringing drone tone. Another fine product from Dylan's, Lady Anthropophagus Unincorporated imprint. Once again ,real thinking man's music.
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/Gainmas-Loduten/Gainmas-Loduten.zip

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

60 MINUTES OF UNLISTENABLE CRAP - 3 WAY SPLIT - KONIG / FANAHAN / HELL GARBAGE





This is cool!! From a huge package I recieved from Dylan a few weeks back ,this 3-way split is pretty interesting. Konig is Dan Charge ,of the classic noise band Deche Charge ,running around the living room ,yammering ,and listening to several ,many different musics ,while his room mates were asleep. An eye (er ,ear?) opening experience,to be sure. Fanahan is Dylan on lunch break ,kinda quiet sounds ,maybe some tapping on a table ,or a soda bottle cap? Weird. The Hell Garbage track is just what the title implies ,"Driving Home From Work" ,just follow along ,it will hold you transfixed!
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/60MinutesOfUnlistenableCrap-3-waySplitCdr/60MinutesOfUnlistenableCrap-3-waySplitCdr.zip

BERTHA'S MELISSA / COKCUTE - Split

From Frank Goshit ,who is the one-man band ,Bertha's Melissa , a doomy keyboard sound ,with added crinkly static noises ,to annoy you a little bit more ,on his 3 songs. The one track from Cokcute is lo-fi harsh shitnoise ,like running a static radio through a p.a. system ,blaring it ,and recording it from a boombox placed precariously, inside a beaten-up ,old-school ,metal trash can. In other words , this disc adds up to 25 minutes of wallowing in the shitcore mire funtime!! On Absurd Koo ,release oo1 !! in a ltd. edition of 15.
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/BerthasMelissa-Cokcute-Split/BerthasMelissa-Cokcute-Split.zip

FLUTATOR - Playing And Shaving




From a recent package sent in by Frank Goshit ,up in Canada ,this is him shaving while playing a flute ,and doing a lot of babbling ,incessantly ,in fact ,but it should get at least a guffaw outta ya! From his own imprint ,Absurd Koo ,release 004 ,in a ltd. edition of 15. The back cover liner notes say it all! Shitcore king!
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/Flutator-PlayingAndShaving/Flutator-PlayingAndShaving.zip

FILSUFATIA - Melancholia , A Burden Too Much To Bear

The latest from Deep ,the one-man black metal force from Malaysia! More of his trademarked melancholy ,atmospheric ,suicidal black metal instrumentals , alternately filling a void left by recent USBM artists who have sadly decided,(or have been forced) to end their long-running projects ,for one reason or another. This should make good work of your mourning of days,and bands, gone by.
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/Filsufatia-MelancholiaABurdenTooMuchToBear/Filsufatia-Melancholia2012.zip

MENSO NOISE - Con Los Brillantes de Ccarhuayo

The band is Andean noise-folkcore. The longest track here clocks in at 00:31 seconds.Most of the pieces start out with music that sounds like something the guys on the tape cover photos would be playing , then there are blasts of ragged noise echoed throughout the rest of the number. Neat-o release from my pal Carlos over at lasergrind.blogspot.com ,re-posted here courtesy of him.
CLICK HERE:  http://archive.org/download/MensoNoise-ConLosBrillantesDeCcarhuayo/MensoNoise-ConLosBrillantesDeCcarhuayo.zip

Friday, March 2, 2012

ShaMaMo

The debut of an all new band featuring GOD ,Dylan ,and The Katter. It is a multi-faceted experience ,with songs of varying lengths and textures. Classified as a dissonant/prog/space/punk/blues/noise band ,this shit really grabs you by the boo-boo ,and tears it the fuck off!! The shortest number is just over a minute ,while the longest clocks in at almost 27 and a half minutes! This is experimental progressive rock ,in the vein of The Godz , Chrome, early Pink Floyd, Hawkwind , The Dead C , maybe even a little of the ol' Cat Machine!
Just really great tripping stuff ,good for drinkin' to ,and just zoning out and listening. You will be transported to another dimension! I hope to do more of this band ,if the response is as good as I am expecting ,this band should be around for light-years to come! Front cover art by Eric ,customized by GOD ,back cover by GOD.
CLICK HERE:  http://archive.org/download/ShaMaMo/ShaMaMo.zip

THE GRATEFUL DEAD KENNEDYS - In Glob We Trust

The sophmore release from Food and Noah's tardcore ensemble ! Matches the first release in stupidity and ingenuity! Noah provides the awesome culturally iconic music samples ,while Food spews his tardo-matic lyrics and vocals all over it!This is gonna be in my mp3 player for months to come!! What more can I say? If you know the players ,if you know the band ,you know what to expect. If you have no idea what this crazy shit is ,or are a fan of Jerry or Jello ,this might be something that will change your life forever! Get the hard copy from Wheelchair Full Of Old Men Records or over at retardriot.com ,and tell 'em GOD sent ya!
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/TheGratefulDeadKennedys-InGlobWeTrust/TheGratefulDeadKennedys-InGlobWeTrust.zip

G O D - Meatballs And Whiskey - video

This song and video is the result of the after effects of anesthesia!! Recorded 2/29/2012 ,lyrics and music totally improv , stream of conciousness mess!


TEENAGE MUSTACHE - Super Noise Abbey Road

Great new release from the king of the new Northwest noise scene ,comin' outta Seattle. Noise ,is a given ,as mentioned in the album's title ,but the experimenting isn't dulled by noise. There are seconds long tracks set up next to long drawn-out numbers. There are samples ,keyboards ,guitars ,effects ,advertisements ,yelling ,and ,yes ,noise! Has nothing at all,(I think?) , to do with the BeatlesAnother fine piece of the puzzle from Washington state. Next up from this exciting artist ,a split release with Florida tardcore kings ,The Blood Red Oscars !!!.
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/TeenageMustache-SuperNoiseAbbeyRoad/TeenageMustache-SuperNoiseAbbeyRoad.zip

KAAGOOTAABAA & HIS CHRISTIAN BAND - No Cussin'

John Kaagootaabaa sings on these couple of tracks ,that are both just over 2 minutes each. His reborn again christian pal ,Johnny ,plays guitar. The first number is a psych/blues workout ,while the second track starts out sounding almost oriental in nature ,and instrumentally like a keyboard ,but soon evolves into a blues rocker. Vocals are distorto-flanged on both ditties. This is a neat diversion ,on the way to the next full-length Kaagootaabaa album.
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/KaagootaabaaHisChristianBand-NoCussin/KaagootaabaaHisChristianBand-NoCussin.zip