Sunday, October 30, 2011

MUSIC TO DRINK BLOOD TO - SLUGGISHA'S HALLOWEEN COMPILATION 2011

An all-new collection of Halloween party tunes ,sort of a companion piece to last year's "MUSIC TO EAT BRAINS TO"  ,with lots of spooky fun and surprises! I tried to post earlier this week ,but had no time to do so. Better late than never ,it's All Hallow's Eve!! Please download and enjoy!  https://archive.org/download/MusicToDrinkBloodTo-SluggishasHalloweenCompilation2011/MusicToDrinkBloodTo-SluggishasHalloweenCompilation-20112.zip

Saturday, October 22, 2011

ONE FELL SWOOP - The Lungs Have Eyes

The 14th (!) release from this unheard,underground,outsider,cult-band ,who picked up where Cat Machine left off! This is one of my personal favorites from OFS ,with really good songs ,and a cover of "Night Of The Living Baseheads" ,by Public Enemy! A dog named,"Catfish" ,(the song has a weird breakdown in the middle ,with mechanical sounds and some sort of horn),"Mall Music", and "A Metal Thing" ,in which Gramps arrives at the end of the tune ,to talk/inquire about, "a metal thing". I mean this thing is great from start to finish,I really do enjoy it,and so should you. A good starting point ,for those not yet in the know! The album title relates to weed ,in some way! Recorded 10/22/1991, 20 years ago today!
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SLUGGISHA'S THRIFT STORE - Volume # 11

Another trunk-load of records ,from thrift stores all across this great state(FL). I think this one has more people talking than any other tape in this series. There is the usual ,children's records,preachers,beatles covers,orchestras,exercise records,comedy&humor,and lengthy intros and outros from the "Flight Final" album ,a trippy piece of christian history.A really good one for days like these.
CLICK HERE: https://archive.org/download/SluggishasThriftStore-Volume11/SluggishasThriftStore-Vol11.zip

JOHNNY BOND - Bottles Up



A collection of fine drinking songs. Country-fied ,and I don't really care for country music ,but the old stuff,like this,is great! Johnny had a hit with ,"Ten Little Bottles" ,and followed up with this full -length gem. "Beer-Cicles" ,is mis-spelled on the cover ,but the song rules. As well as the rest of this album.There's even a story,"Octopus" ,and a follow-up to "Ten Little Bottles" ,named ,"The Morning After". You just gotta drink up,and listen to this here music,it's great.
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HEARSE - Hot Rod Hearse b/w Tomato Beach



For Halloween ,this sounds suitable.What's more halloweeny than a hearse? Really weird sounding ,as if Chris D. ,of the Flesheaters ,and El Duce ,of the Mentors (which is vocally,not lyrically,what they sound like) , decided to do a band together. And,oh yeah ,if they were from the NJ/NY area. Complete with nazi lifeguard ,and killer tomatoes on back cover!
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ADVENTURES WITH JULIE - The Haunted House

A spooky trip ,thru a haunted house,with Julie Alexander.Yeah ,side 2 is, The Tiger Hunt , which I left off for the sake of Halloween (if anyone really needs to hear it,I could be persuaded). Hy and Lynn Glaser,as well as Jamie Glaser ,famous for producing children's records,composed and play all the music and wrote the stories.And look at that shitty mushroom Julie's leaning on! Looks like a bird or owl has made a hole in the stem ,to live in.The date says ,1976 ,but it sounds and looks as if from earlier in the 70's. Don't be scared,just keep telling yourself ,"It's only a record , it's only a record"!
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LOLLIPOP DRAGON'S FIRST HALLOWEEN

From the Singer Records ,classroom film-strips series ,in 1971 ,with all the annoying beeps where the slide is supposed to change!Happy Halloween ,kids ,look both ways before crossing!
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JESUS CHRIST AND THE GANG BANG WHORES - Who Pays A Dead Whore?



These scumfucks from right here by me,in the Tampa Bay area,are total GG worshippers.They've done tribute gigs for GG,and look quite scummy.They played at a now defunct club,a few times (as did Cancerslug),right down the road from me in Pt. Richey.As well as all around Tampa,and even Tarpon Springs! Truly cathartic stuff,I only wish there was more. Again,totally not religious ,as if you couldn't tell! I wonder if this is the guy who was running an ad from Land o' Lakes/Lutz area ,about GG? Anyway ,thanks to John ,once again ,he is the man.
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WE HAVE A METH LAB - Meth Lab For Cuties

From Georgia ,comes this aptly named crew,who certainly sound as if they have a meth lab.They cover Fang and Seals and Crofts,but they are scumfuck punk rock ,all the way.A rather enjoyable listen.Thanks,John!
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THE BIBLE BEATERS - He's Always Watching

From the vast shitlands of Ohio ,comes The Bible Beaters. They sound kinda country/spiritual/gospel-punk ,with a huge spoonful of humor. Reminds me ,at times, of The Dick Panthers.They are still active,and are in fact playing "The Last Rock N' Roll Show Ever On The Face Of The Planet" ,on 12/21/2012.Totally not religious,but bashing religions,all the way!Sent in by John (Kaagootaabaa) ,much thanks.
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Wednesday, October 19, 2011

ONE FELL SWOOP - Jamming Without Burnables

October 19 ,1991 ,was a weedless day for the Swoop, hence the album title. We tried to alleviate the pain by running thru a cover medley of "Sweet Leaf/Paranoid" (Black Sabbath ,of course!) ,but then delved into the depths of depression with ,"Our Lives Are Over". There are some choice cuts here ,and Chipmonk goes off on a cover of Chuck Berry's ,"Johnny B. Goode" ,which rips Michael J. Fox's version, a new asshole! We even tackle the drug epidemic of the day with the song ,"Ecstacy Street"! Really good session,despite the dope-sickness.
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BLAG DAHLIA - Haunt Me b/w Let's Take A Ride



Dwarves frontman ,Blag ,goes solo! From way back in 1995 on Man's Ruin Records ,sounding not unlike the Dwarves ,it's rock 'n roll ,baby ,the way it was meant to be!Kinda halloweeny ,too!
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MONSTER MASH + 3 INSTRUMENTAL DANCE HITS -Peter Pan Records



A version of Monster Mash you probably never heard ,plus 3 surfy/hot-rod instros ,but instead of the standard cars revving and peeling out,and ocean sounds ,you get screams,chains,moans,and other manners of spookiness! And are those song titles suitable for little Johnny? Pretty good for a kids record!
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Monday, October 17, 2011

ONE FELL SWOOP - Smoking Mom's Horrible Thin Twigs



From 10/17/1991 ,20 years ago,today! The title is taken from what Chipmonk told us ,about not being able to afford cigarettes. He had gotten into a mess by stealing his mom's car for a drug-fueled joyride,and wrecking it,and he was basically paying off his debt to his mom. The album of tunes here ,reflect that downtrodden blues feeling ,of being without the basic necessities.A song title also spells out more of Chipmonk's frailties and foibles ,"Oh The Hair,I Cut All My Hair Off (And Lost My Wallet!)". There is also a Sly & The Family Stone cover song ,"Thank You Falletinme Be Mice Elf ,Again" , which Chipmonk sings and plays in the college-rock stylee. A sad day in the history of OFS. p.s. - Kunga Sludge only got 3 downloads! What's up? It's a good one! Sid Caesar was a smoker!
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Sunday, October 16, 2011

MISFITS - Eyes To Despise





A rare double-album boot! Compiled from several other boots,this has demos,live shows ,and "Return Of The Fly" ,which was unreleased at the time(1990).The track list is mostly right ,it lists 49 tracks ,when there are actually 53 cuts! I fixed it on the mp3's ,like you don't already know these songs! Doyle signed it on the bottom of the eyeball to the left (see close-up), and it's on Johnson Records of NY. Not a bad comp. I've heard much worse. There are a couple of skips and some surface noise ,but,alas, it was pressed on inferior vinyl.This is only my second or third time playing it in 20 years. I left in every second of Doyle tuning up between nearly every song ,cuz' that's the way their shows were ,and I'm going for the full effect! Halloween is nigh ,and I will be posting more related stuff ,another Misfits covers comp. and a Halloween collection akin to last year's ,"Music To Eat Brains To" ,compilation!
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BLACK METAL CULT - 15



Another installment from Hans ,over in Germany! Some of my faves are on here ,Sargeist and Maniac Butcher ,for two. And Lord Vader Of Abazagorath is right in line with the recently departed ,Seth Putnam's acoustic black metal band ,Impaled Northern Moonforest! Ha ha
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SONIC YOUTH - Splitting The Atom














A new ,more topical title for this disc would be: "Splitting The Alt-Rock Super Power-Couple" ,in light of the recent news that Kim & Thurston are parting ways after 27 years of marriage! That sucks ,but they will at least finish their upcoming European tour ,and then see what flies. These are good recordings taken from various U.S. gigs during 1992.Courtesy of Joel Rizzo's discard pile ,thanks buddy! p.s. I saw a cool documentary today called "Flicker" ,about Brion Gysin's Dreamachine. Had Lee Ranaldo ,Genesis P. Orridge,William S. Burroughs ,and other underground cultural icons! Check it out,makes you wanna build your own Dreamachine (it would not be very hard,and would be quite rewarding ,in the end!)
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Friday, October 14, 2011

ONE FELL SWOOP - Nipples For Demons To Suck Shit Out Of



A 9-song ,college-rock extravaganza! There is a cover of Syd Barrett's ,"Terrapin" ,which we also performed live ,frequently. The rest is the standard by which all other alt-rock ,diy ,indie bands are to be judged! Just great tunes and words,fine sounding guitars ,weird keys ,and the pizza pan /drum rim /typewriter case ,drum-kit! Ed,Joel,& Chipmonk ,carried on this way for 6 months ,or more. Other bands spawned during this time frame were: The Apocalyptic Centurions , The Magic Nose Goblins I and II , The Angry Rednecks ,Stonehenge Mouth ,amongst others! All these bands can be found on this blog! OFS was an institution (or maybe should have been put in an institution) ,in the downtown Ft. Myers scene,gettin' that gate open for the flood of kids who saw us,and started their own bands!
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SAMHAIN - Season Of The Dead



2 great recordings ,from 2 shows ,in 1984. There are a few unlisted bonus tracks ,I fixed the list on the mp3s. Great band ,it's almost Halloween ,you need to hear this! Fucking incredible!
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ASF IS OUT NOW ON LAVA CHURCH RECORDS!!!





I finally released my new solo noise/industrial/drone project ,ASF! You can purchase one at : http://lavachurch.blogspot.com/ . Every disc is one of a kind , hand designed case,a goody bag full of surprises,and a different bonus track on each disc! Limited edition of 25 ,hand-numbered ,and they're going fast!! This will not be posted anytime soon!

MAKE OR BREAK - Think About It



Youth-crew ,sxe ,posi-core ,straight outta O-town ,or ,Orlando,Fl ,for those unfamiliar with the local slang. Hardcore punk ,that is reminiscent of bands like Sick Of It All ,who they cover on this disc.Definitely pit-worthy slam-dancing music!
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THE KNOW HOW - This Won't Hurt A Bit





The 3rd wave ska band from Gainesville ,FL ,that could , after the glut of ska bands in FL in the 90's. These guys went on Lollapalooza a few times,and toured with a bunch of good bands.Neat-o Florida ska/punk ,whoo-hoo!!!
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FURIOUS GEORGE - Goes Ape! 7"



George Tabb has been around,man! Early bands include:Roach Motel , False Prophets ,Iron Prostate ,and more. He's written for Maximum Rock n' Roll , The New York Press, Mojo ,and other publications. He had a tv show on cable in NY for over 10 years! And on this single ,Dee Dee Ramone sings back-up on the 1st track! Side b is a riot!  https://archive.org/download/FuriousGeorge-GoesApe7/FuriousGeorge-GoesApe7Inch.zip 


MARK VALENTINO w/ FRANK SLAY & Orch. - The Push And Kick b/w Walking Alone



Side a is reminiscent of "Do You Love Me" ,by The Contours ,side b is not the push and kick! Couldn't even find a picture of this joker ,anywheres! Do the "Push & Kick"!!
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MAYF NUTTER - I Don't Care b/w Hitch Hike Nightmare



Mayf was the original guitarist for Del Shannon,appeared on a bunch of tv shows ,and had some hits. Side a was one of them( it's kinds funny) ,side b is more obscure ,i think?
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DYNASTY - I Don't Want To Be A Freak (But I Can't Help Myself) b/w Your Piece Of The Rock




Substansial disco/funk ,from this band's first single,1979. I think The Sylvers are tied in with these folks.The pic is from their 1st album ,which also has these 2 songs on it.Dance your freaky ass off! Side b could be a tune that Prudential Insurance could use on their commercials,ha ha.


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Sunday, October 9, 2011

ONE FELL SWOOP - The Highway Is Your Girlfriend



Back-to back tapes on Oct. 8 ,1991! Between 5:30 and & 7:30 a.m. we did this tape covering Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers ,"Roadrunner" ,an ode to a "Chinese Marlo Thomas" ,and we watched and commented on the Ren & Stimpy episode ,"Marooned"! 3 tracks of fun , about 24 minutes into "Marooned" ,Ed blows chunks ,as Joel & Chipmonk giggle like school girls! This is one of the funnest tapes we ever did ,maybe more fun to make than for you to hear,but then again ,maybe not! We were ripped & wasted! Good times!!
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ONE FELL SWOOP - A Really Wanky Live Thing



Oct. 8 ,1991 ,between 2 and 4 a.m. ,Ed,Joel,& Chipmonk ,drank a bottle of Bacardi dark ,and busted out this tape! The lead track,(Teach Wants Quiet!) features samples from one of the first (1949), juvenile delinquent movies ,"City Across the River" ,about a gang of kids named "The Amboy Dukes" (from whence The Nuge pinched the name for his early group). The samples come from the shop scene ,when the boys are givin the"teach" ,a hard time.We did this song live several times,and it was always a hit!!Fucking hilarious!!! People loved getting into the song!there is also a Kiss cover ,and a few revealing spoken pieces,plus the all-important ,"One Fell Swoop Code" ,which doubles as a "life" code.And my old dog ,Iggy ,puts vocals on ,"The Dog Says ,'How' ". Then we took a break and recorded the tape above this between 5:30 and 7:30 on Oct 8 ,1991. So check that out!!
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Saturday, October 8, 2011

WGOD 49.35 - Feb. 28 ,1994



Another serving of audio anarchy ,with G O D ,as your host! Some stuff that was current at the time,but is now as classic as the classics I was also playing back then! Here's the track list,then:
PAVEMENT - Hit The Plane Down
SOCKEYE - Freaky Friday Tits
EUGENE CHADBOURNE - Choppin' Down Weeds
SHONEN KNIFE - Johnny,Johnny
WIRE - 12XU (live!)
THE ADVERTS - Bored Teenagers (live!)
UNSANE - Body Bomb
ACTION SWINGERS - I Don't Wanna Be This Way
BIRTHDAY PARTY - Big Jesus Trash Can
CIRCLE JERKS - World Up My Ass
THE PROLETARIAT - Marketplace
RAMONES - Surf City (Jan & Dean)
LINK WRAY - Rumble
TEX RABINOWITZ - Hot Rod Man
THE BLASTERS - Flat Top Joint
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS - Warning To Young Couples (The Huntsman's Hounds)
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THE JACKIE EARLE HALEYS - She's Going To Hell
INDUSTRIAL BELT B-38 - Christ Died
HEEB - Souls Of The Damned
CHEERFUL HANGERS - The Taxi That Hurried
PIGTALES - Slayer Sucks
KINDERGARDEN TERROR - King Tut
SUBURBIA - Dave's Bar-B-Q
KIKE - Massive Head
REDD KROSS - Monolith
BURNING AMBITIONS - I Am A Child
GG ALLIN - Sleeping In My Piss
DWARVES - Nobody Likes Me (Alice Cooper)
GERMS - We Must Bleed

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THE CRAMPS - Unleashed & Unreleased -Out-takes,Demos,Interviews,& Live Tracks






Decent boot ,with fine recording quality ,compiled in 1987. Check the back cover, above, for what's in store! Nice cover art! That is Poison Ivy's ass above!
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